Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Hideki Tojo, the other famous Axis ruler. We're still debating whether or not adding Tojo to the blog would dilute the "Hitlerishness" of the Daily Hitler, because as soon as i came up with Tojo Tuesday i thought of "Wagner Wednesday"... once you do this many posts, you need to liven things up a bit.
Also, now for you, some Hitler jokes.
Q. What should the new master race look like?
A. As thin as Goering, as blond as Hitler and as tall as Goebbels.
Hitler and Goering are standing atop the Berlin Television Tower. Hitler says, "I'd like to do something to cheer up the Berliners." Goering: "Then jump."